20. The One with the Gun Pointing at Your Vagina
Freud would have a field day deconstructing the meaning of a piece of body art that implies the bloody mutilation of one’s reproductive organs.
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What this woman has done to her body is inexcusable. However, it would’ve been completely acceptable if she made herself look like a cross between a tiger and Apollo Creed.
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Woman: “Do you have any tattoo designs that feature a shark eating a baby?”
Tattoo Artist: “But, of course. It’s one of our most popular.”
Woman: “Great! How much will it cost to put it on my armpit?”
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Some people have celebrated the election of America’s first African-American President with collector plates and commemorative T-shirts. At least one woman decided a permanent image inked into her shoulder was the best way to honor the historic occasion. Now that’s ink we can believe in!
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There are two types of people in this world. The ones that think getting a tattoo of a vagina is horrifically classless and then this woman.
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Have you ever been brutally beaten and thought, “This is a good look for me.” Well, someone out there did.
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If you’re going to be so hardcore, at least use your Twitter handle so we can follow you. We love crazy!
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Why stop at a connect-the-dots tattoo? Why not a word search? Or “The New York Times” crossword puzzle?
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What’s weirder? Someone who turns her chest into an ad for a classic board game or someone who does it then declares it sucks?
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Arrrgggh matey! Me thinks this fair wench has some serious issues
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The bad news is that someone wants to kill Ray Romano. The good news is that Brad Garrett has nothing to worry about.
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There’s no way to properly express the love a mother feels for her child. But if you do try to express it, perhaps turning your daughter’s likeness into a bad tattoo isn’t the way to go.
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We think this tattoo is supposed to depict what Marilyn of The Munsters would’ve looked like if she was a hooker.
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Wow. Merry Christmas to you!
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Want to make a child cry? Invite this woman to your house.
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A long time ago… on a sunburned back far, far away…
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Nothing drives home the righteous message of the Good Book quite like reading a verse from it off a young woman’s back. Hallelujah!
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Look, we’re all sad. This is just a little far… just a little
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1. The One that Depicts Two Mythical Creatures Getting’ It On
This image would make a great black light poster. It makes a less than great shoulder tattoo.
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