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TOP 10 Spider-Men That Should Replace Tobey McGuire
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1. Body Paint Spider-Man
THIS! This is what it’s come down to. Spider-Man 3 was so goddamn bad that I would rather sit through 2 hours of this guy swinging more than just web around New York City than see Tobey reprise his role as Peter Parker.
2. Weird Foreign Spider-Man
Other countries always have a unique take on American pop-culture. I’m willing to see where it goes.
3. Old, Drunk and Fat Spider-Man
It’s hard enough for the regular Joe to feel any kind of connection with the wall crawler, what with his six-pack abs and awesome super powers. I think it’s time we flip the script and give us someone we can really relate to.
4. S&M Spider-Man
When studios realized after the success of the Dark Knight that maybe they should go in a darker direction, you can only imagine them developing something like this. Batman likes to party, Iron Man likes to drink, why not let Spider-Man get a little kinky? Tobey needs to be spanked for ruining movies anyway.
5. Knitting Spider-Man
100x more interesting than watching another Spider-Man movie with James Francos’ Green Goblin (and Tobey).
6. Bad Spider-Man
Here’s a twist. Instead of “going emo”, Spider-Man puts on a 100 pounds and starts robbing banks. That is turning bad…not dancing and pointing “gun fingers”.
7. Homeless Spider-Man
Actually I don’t want to see a homeless Spider-Man movie, I just really want Tobey McGuire to be homeless।
8. Public Service Spider-Man
After spooging web fluid all over New York, I think it’s time Spidey gets to cleaning। He’s like a teenager with free late-night Cinemax out there and it’s time they deal with this। Yes, washing windows interests me more than another McGuire version.
9. Baby Spider-Man
Remember the movie “Baby Geniuses 2″? I’d rather see a Spider-Baby Geniuses than another Tobey version
10. The Scarlet Spider
I debated using this one because it almost makes sense. The Scarlet Spider was a bonafide super hero in the Spider-Man comics. But then he loses all credibility by hiding his leotard under a baby blue hoodie. Even so, he’s better than Tobey McGuire.
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THIS! This is what it’s come down to. Spider-Man 3 was so goddamn bad that I would rather sit through 2 hours of this guy swinging more than just web around New York City than see Tobey reprise his role as Peter Parker.2. Weird Foreign Spider-Man
Other countries always have a unique take on American pop-culture. I’m willing to see where it goes.
3. Old, Drunk and Fat Spider-Man
It’s hard enough for the regular Joe to feel any kind of connection with the wall crawler, what with his six-pack abs and awesome super powers. I think it’s time we flip the script and give us someone we can really relate to.
4. S&M Spider-Man
When studios realized after the success of the Dark Knight that maybe they should go in a darker direction, you can only imagine them developing something like this. Batman likes to party, Iron Man likes to drink, why not let Spider-Man get a little kinky? Tobey needs to be spanked for ruining movies anyway.
5. Knitting Spider-Man
100x more interesting than watching another Spider-Man movie with James Francos’ Green Goblin (and Tobey).
6. Bad Spider-Man
Here’s a twist. Instead of “going emo”, Spider-Man puts on a 100 pounds and starts robbing banks. That is turning bad…not dancing and pointing “gun fingers”.7. Homeless Spider-Man
Actually I don’t want to see a homeless Spider-Man movie, I just really want Tobey McGuire to be homeless।8. Public Service Spider-Man
After spooging web fluid all over New York, I think it’s time Spidey gets to cleaning। He’s like a teenager with free late-night Cinemax out there and it’s time they deal with this। Yes, washing windows interests me more than another McGuire version.9. Baby Spider-Man
Remember the movie “Baby Geniuses 2″? I’d rather see a Spider-Baby Geniuses than another Tobey version10. The Scarlet Spider
I debated using this one because it almost makes sense. The Scarlet Spider was a bonafide super hero in the Spider-Man comics. But then he loses all credibility by hiding his leotard under a baby blue hoodie. Even so, he’s better than Tobey McGuire.Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
My Life With Cables
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Cables: Don’t like ‘em.
You can precipitate my problems with cables by simply calling me. There is a 50 percent chance that you will be greeted by the sound of my desk set banging against a radiator, because the spiral cord of my phone keeps tangling and assembling itself into a compact ball. Why? Am I unconsciously rotating or dancing while talking on the phone?
But my real troubles with cables occur out of sight.
Over the years I have made multiple attempts to tame this mess. All my strategies share one fatal drawback: replacing a single cable means I have to untie the entire arrangement.
I don’t even want to get started about the endless varieties of cables, chargers and adapters out there. My biggest frustration stems from a much simpler problem: I use a lot of extension cords with multiple sockets. Although these cords are obviously designed to power six cables, I can barely squeeze in three, since most electronic equipment nowadays seems to sport absurdly large plugs. This reminds me of some very inconsiderate folks one so often encounters on the subway.
Adding to the insult: those Frankencables are immorally expensive. I have a habit of losing power adapters when traveling, and spend a small fortune on replacements. When I close my eyes, I can see Mr. Radio and Mrs. Shack living on an island made of solid gold.
I don’t want to complain, though — I am just a designer.
I am aware that I could reduce the number of cables in my life if I took advantage of all the advancements in wireless technology. The problem: if it’s not attached to a cable, I will lose it.
The most venomous of all cables are headphones. The combination of thin wires and stubborn earplug hooks is an endless source of gordian frustration (notably amplified when combined with seat belts on an airplane).
The true malice of headphones, however, is revealed when they are allowed to mingle with other cables.
Upon our arrival in Berlin, I realized that there were some extremely important cables woven into miles of headphones and other junk. Untangling this mess was impossible, unless I cut some evil $3 headphones. Then I realized that a crucial cellphone charger had an identically thin black cable: a situation that required steady hands and a bold heart.
The storage issue has been resolved: In a dark corner of our basement I have attached to the wall an eight-foot plank spiked with long nails, and all my cables now hang untangled in neat lines.
I am sure that a generation from now, all our hassles with cables will be long forgotten. But I pledge to keep history alive, and look forward to telling my grandkids stories of SCSI cables, unpolarized NEMA 1-15 sockets and DVI plugs.
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